A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says

A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says

“First of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won’t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let’s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and… put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?”

The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.

Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.

“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.

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“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”

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